For each issue Editor George Towner wrote short quips about each of those contributors in that issue. These are reprinted in this space on the first page of each article. Since a number of authors contributed multiple articles, George needed to create a different one-liner each time.

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Top Articles - February	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	481
2. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	224
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	208
4. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	189
5. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	136

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	9386
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	6386
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	5842
5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	5659

Top Authors - February	Hits
1. George Towner	2066
2. Gareth Penn	1946
3. Neal Wilgus	934
4. Tod Wicks	901
5. John Cumming	866

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1. George Towner	110641
2. Gareth Penn	99163
3. Tod Wicks	62722
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