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Issue #32

April 1984

Issue #32 Cover	Dorey Evans
Articles
The Basics of Double Entry Bookkeeping	Tod Wicks	The fun really starts on the bottom line
The Geometry of Jane Brewster	Gareth Penn	Murder most foul, and unsolved
The Mismeasure of Mensa 4	Lottie Fish-Bate	Deux ex Mensa
Dig?	Susan Packie	A unique development in the immigration problem
An International Incident	George Towner	Only mad dogs and American tourists argue in the mid-day sun
The San Francisco International Film Festival	Paul W. Healy
The Counter-Culture	Barry Leff	Love beads lurk beneath the three-piece suit
Thoughts on a Philosophy Course	Ruth G. Gates	For those of you who took basket weaving, here's what you missed
Poetry
Hedges	Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie
The Escalator	Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie
Call Girl	Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie
Ann Hutchinson, Dissenter	Margot Treitel
Departments
Where's The Beef	Burt Schmitz
Pidgin Lesson
Letters

Our Editor (John Cumming) and Production Manager (Burt Schmitz) have a little April Fool fun with this issue, beginning with the cover and continuing on the inside front cover, which is the Table of Contents of the Print version.

Usually printed under the THE ECPHORIZER banner was the OED definition of "ecphorize," which we have put on the home page of this online ezine. However The Editor changed that to read:

THE ECPHORIZER

omphaloskepsis (Gr. or some obscure root): Meditation while gazing at the navel. Common in some Protestant denomination churches on Sunday mornings, accompanied by sounds of snoring.

This Issue's Staff:

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	John Galt, Myra Johnson, JoAnn Malina, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	108
2. The Full Treatment Paul Gregson	97
3. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	96
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	94
5. Unraveling the Inexplicable Statement L. Allinikov	81

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	25583
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	10555
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	10193
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	10107
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9315

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	1389
2. George Towner	1387
3. Paul Gregson	650
4. Susan Packie	475
5. Tod Wicks	409

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	169013
2. Gareth Penn	158088
3. Tod Wicks	89399
4. John Cumming	70958
5. Paul W. Healy	63516

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