Ripov returns, as does Mullah Nasruddin, Dorothy Gaev joins our usual gang of contributors - Gareth Penn, Paul Healy, Dale Adams, Philip Hughes, and others.  Sorry, no letters to the editor this month.  The new editor chewed them up and spit them into the fire at this month's Staff Dinner.

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	Diana Holmes, Myra Johnson, JoAnn Malina, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks                      Â

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	122
2. The Full Treatment Paul Gregson	113
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	111
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	106
5. Unraveling the Inexplicable Statement L. Allinikov	92

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5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9328

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1. George Towner	1695
2. Gareth Penn	1620
3. Paul Gregson	760
4. Tod Wicks	567
5. Susan Packie	561

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2. Gareth Penn	158319
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