Cover artist BURT SCHMITZ has sent us another of his Emmet Pismire prose epics, which starts this issue. Gird your intellectual loins, everyone!

Top Articles - August	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	167
2. Nugatory Contrivances (and other odd devices) Paul W. Healy	97
3. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	91
4. Tok Pisin David Durst	44
5. One Zero Zero Gareth Penn	37

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	33836
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	17555
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	15411
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	14931
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	13571

Top Authors - August	Hits
1. George Towner	560
2. Gareth Penn	510
3. Paul W. Healy	276
4. John Cumming	236
5. Bill Harvey	203

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1. George Towner	262245
2. Gareth Penn	230717
3. Tod Wicks	122675
4. John Cumming	101689
5. Paul W. Healy	94046

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