Burt Schmitz, this month's cover artist, does the paste-up of each issue as well as supplying most of the incidental decorations inside.  He is a master of the flying brush and steady T-square.

Top Articles - May	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	228
2. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	82
3. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	63
4. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	58
5. There is No Canal on Guadalcanal (or is there?) Tod Wicks	48

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	18037
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	8173
3. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	7745
5. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	7674

Top Authors - May	Hits
1. George Towner	1004
2. Gareth Penn	996
3. John Cumming	467
4. Tod Wicks	462
5. Neal Wilgus	442

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1. George Towner	134043
2. Gareth Penn	122774
3. Tod Wicks	73881
4. John Cumming	56668
5. Paul W. Healy	49504

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