Gareth Penn returns for his 24th consecutive month, Elna Tymes returns with more about cucumbers, as does Bill Harvey and Phillip Hughes in the Humor section, Frederick Raborg and Gary contribute a couple of features, and John Welch and Barbara Jeanne Caravello add some verse to this issue, kicking off the third year of publication.

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	Diana Holmes, JoAnn Malina, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - March	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	51
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	48
3. Tok Pisin David Durst	44
4. High-Brow, Low-Brow - A Reminiscence George Towner	34
5. More I-????-Its Gareth Penn	30

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	32377
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	15947
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	14653
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	14267
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	12970

Top Authors - March	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	325
2. George Towner	308
3. Susan Packie	112
4. Paul W. Healy	106
5. John Cumming	96

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	247040
2. Gareth Penn	218212
3. Tod Wicks	116883
4. John Cumming	95399
5. Paul W. Healy	88925

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