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Issue #25

September 1983

Issue #25 Cover	Dorey Evans
Articles and Features
A Proposal to End the Threat of Nuclear Armageddon	Joseph P. Rankin	Peace and profits for all
A Captive of the Tank	Frederick A. Raborg, Jr.	Reflections in an aquarium wall
Do You Remember Hearing That?	Gary Harris	A quiz for the pre-television generation
Notes of a Magaziner XI	Paul W. Healy	The grocer as bookseller
The Tobacco Connection	Gareth Penn	Murder, mutiny and the Killer Sotweed
The Words and the Bees	Jonathan Penner	The mind in the act of dissolving
Humor
Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men (Part II)	Elna Tymes	Passion in a garden patch
Our Colorful Language	Philip Hughes	Etymology in a handbasket
Nick, Nick, Nick that Nicotine	Bill Harvey	God gave men two hands, one for a drink and one for a smoke
Poetry
High Tide, Half Moon Bay	John Welch
The Stereotype Blues	Barbara Jeanne Caravello
For a Hopi Woman	John Welch
Departments
Business Manager's Notes	Tod Wicks
Letters

This Issue:

Gareth Penn returns for his 24th consecutive month, Elna Tymes returns with more about cucumbers, as does Bill Harvey and Phillip Hughes in the Humor section, Frederick Raborg and Gary contribute a couple of features, and John Welch and Barbara Jeanne Caravello add some verse to this issue, kicking off the third year of publication.

This Issue's Staff:

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	Diana Holmes, JoAnn Malina, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - October	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	307
2. The Cream of Christ Ed Rehmus	226
3. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	112
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	85
5. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	83

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	20707
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	8769
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	8326
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	8202
5. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048

Top Authors - October	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	1195
2. George Towner	1102
3. Tod Wicks	558
4. Neal Wilgus	524
5. Paul W. Healy	471

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	142437
2. Gareth Penn	131844
3. Tod Wicks	77960
4. John Cumming	60346
5. Paul W. Healy	53032

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