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Issue #25

September 1983

Issue #25 Cover	Dorey Evans
Articles and Features
A Proposal to End the Threat of Nuclear Armageddon	Joseph P. Rankin	Peace and profits for all
A Captive of the Tank	Frederick A. Raborg, Jr.	Reflections in an aquarium wall
Do You Remember Hearing That?	Gary Harris	A quiz for the pre-television generation
Notes of a Magaziner XI	Paul W. Healy	The grocer as bookseller
The Tobacco Connection	Gareth Penn	Murder, mutiny and the Killer Sotweed
The Words and the Bees	Jonathan Penner	The mind in the act of dissolving
Humor
Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men (Part II)	Elna Tymes	Passion in a garden patch
Our Colorful Language	Philip Hughes	Etymology in a handbasket
Nick, Nick, Nick that Nicotine	Bill Harvey	God gave men two hands, one for a drink and one for a smoke
Poetry
High Tide, Half Moon Bay	John Welch
The Stereotype Blues	Barbara Jeanne Caravello
For a Hopi Woman	John Welch
Departments
Business Manager's Notes	Tod Wicks
Letters

This Issue:

Gareth Penn returns for his 24th consecutive month, Elna Tymes returns with more about cucumbers, as does Bill Harvey and Phillip Hughes in the Humor section, Frederick Raborg and Gary contribute a couple of features, and John Welch and Barbara Jeanne Caravello add some verse to this issue, kicking off the third year of publication.

This Issue's Staff:

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	Diana Holmes, JoAnn Malina, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - May	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	476
2. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	246
3. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	207
4. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	175
5. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	148

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	10838
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	6827
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	6336
5. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	6194

Top Authors - May	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	2218
2. George Towner	1888
3. Neal Wilgus	944
4. Tod Wicks	918
5. Paul W. Healy	876

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	116843
2. Gareth Penn	105383
3. Tod Wicks	65657
4. John Cumming	49097
5. Paul W. Healy	42332

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