The Ecphorizer's Rejection Slip Tsar, Editor George Towner, leads things off with his allegorical tale of two animals.  More nastiness in this issue as Larry Dawson and Dale Adams bring us up to date on happenings on their respective fronts.  You'll find other lively reading with contributions from Neal Wilgus, Dale Adams and newcomer Chancellor Roberts.

Newcomer Charlotte Bramblett joins Marshall Myers and other regulars with another animal story, while this issue's poetry is provided by Sheryl Nelms, Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie, and newcomers Dael Prichard and CIRO.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:	David Durst
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Paul Gregson, Programming Myra Johnson, Marketing Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - January	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	297
2. Harry J. Anslinger Ed Rehmus	182
3. Tok Pisin David Durst	166
4. Sherlockian Scholarship George Towner	151
5. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	146

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	31727
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	14423
3. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	14080
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	14069
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	12781

Top Authors - January	Hits
1. George Towner	2780
2. Gareth Penn	2525
3. Tod Wicks	1103
4. Neal Wilgus	1042
5. John Cumming	1018

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	242113
2. Gareth Penn	214196
3. Tod Wicks	115086
4. John Cumming	93811
5. Paul W. Healy	87127

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