The Ecphorizer's Rejection Slip Tsar, Editor George Towner, leads things off with his allegorical tale of two animals.  More nastiness in this issue as Larry Dawson and Dale Adams bring us up to date on happenings on their respective fronts.  You'll find other lively reading with contributions from Neal Wilgus, Dale Adams and newcomer Chancellor Roberts.

Newcomer Charlotte Bramblett joins Marshall Myers and other regulars with another animal story, while this issue's poetry is provided by Sheryl Nelms, Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie, and newcomers Dael Prichard and CIRO.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:	David Durst
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Paul Gregson, Programming Myra Johnson, Marketing Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - January	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	331
2. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	152
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	148
4. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	145
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	125

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	8773
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	6219
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5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	5402

Top Authors - January	Hits
1. George Towner	1718
2. Gareth Penn	1548
3. Tod Wicks	803
4. Neal Wilgus	780
5. John Cumming	739

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