The Ecphorizer's Rejection Slip Tsar, Editor George Towner, leads things off with his allegorical tale of two animals.  More nastiness in this issue as Larry Dawson and Dale Adams bring us up to date on happenings on their respective fronts.  You'll find other lively reading with contributions from Neal Wilgus, Dale Adams and newcomer Chancellor Roberts.

Newcomer Charlotte Bramblett joins Marshall Myers and other regulars with another animal story, while this issue's poetry is provided by Sheryl Nelms, Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie, and newcomers Dael Prichard and CIRO.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:	David Durst
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Paul Gregson, Programming Myra Johnson, Marketing Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International
Business:	Tod Wicks

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