Headlining this issue is a flashback to Viet Nam training by Dave Cramer, Paul Gregson's story about a day at the zoo, and comment on fashion slavery by Bill Harvey.  An odd assortment of contributions by Burt Schmitz, Christopher Burdett, Donald Altschul and the ever-zany Ed Rehmus fill these pages, with some verse from J. R. Donnelly and Russ Traunstein rounding out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:	David Durst
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Paul Gregson, Programming Myra Johnson, Marketing Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	226
2. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	195
3. Tok Pisin David Durst	182
4. High-Brow, Low-Brow - A Reminiscence George Towner	177
5. Harry J. Anslinger Ed Rehmus	176

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	32911
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3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	14948
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	14532
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	13209

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. George Towner	2214
2. Gareth Penn	1824
3. Tod Wicks	936
4. Paul W. Healy	803
5. John Cumming	769

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1. George Towner	253195
2. Gareth Penn	223042
3. Tod Wicks	119248
4. John Cumming	97417
5. Paul W. Healy	91094

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