Frequent contributor Wes Hight leads off this month's issue with an interesting tale.  Bill Harvey and Myra Johnson chip in with a pair of articles, and the Prolific Penn of Gareth continues his run of interesting topics.  Barry Leff provides smarties readers some sage words of advice.  Rick Mullen and Susan Packie provide some well-deserved laughs, and Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche. Verse from regular Malcolm Scott MacKenzie rounds out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	87
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	74
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	72
4. The Full Treatment Paul Gregson	69
5. Unraveling the Inexplicable Statement L. Allinikov	60

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	25562
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	10538
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	10171
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	10085
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9298

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. George Towner	989
2. Gareth Penn	985
3. Paul Gregson	477
4. Susan Packie	368
5. Paul W. Healy	285

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	168615
2. Gareth Penn	157684
3. Tod Wicks	89255
4. John Cumming	70861
5. Paul W. Healy	63403

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