Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - January	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	357
2. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	166
3. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	162
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	155
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	136

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	8799
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	6223
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	5715
5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	5409

Top Authors - January	Hits
1. George Towner	1905
2. Gareth Penn	1694
3. Tod Wicks	867
4. Neal Wilgus	848
5. John Cumming	805

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	108042
2. Gareth Penn	96775
3. Tod Wicks	61578
4. John Cumming	45460
5. Paul W. Healy	38943

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