Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - August	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	629
2. Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men contributed by Elna Tymes	106
3. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	94
4. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	75
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	59

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	13328
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	7268
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	6737
5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	6639

Top Authors - August	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	809
2. George Towner	791
3. Lisa Barrigan Basker	674
4. Tod Wicks	417
5. Neal Wilgus	411

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1. George Towner	121969
2. Gareth Penn	110224
3. Tod Wicks	68025
4. John Cumming	51316
5. Paul W. Healy	44443

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