Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - May	Hits
1. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	157
2. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	156
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	74
4. Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men contributed by Elna Tymes	74
5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	59

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	23365
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	9570
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	9149
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	9103
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	8163

Top Authors - May	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	778
2. George Towner	748
3. John Cumming	385
4. Neal Wilgus	356
5. Tod Wicks	291

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	152537
2. Gareth Penn	142682
3. Tod Wicks	82830
4. John Cumming	64934
5. Paul W. Healy	57377

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