Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - January	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	196
2. The Cream of Christ Ed Rehmus	113
3. Test Test	83
4. Apple and IBM George Towner	82
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	81

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	25875
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	10474
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	10026
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	9931
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9188

Top Authors - January	Hits
1. George Towner	1529
2. Gareth Penn	1285
3. Tod Wicks	671
4. Neal Wilgus	638
5. John Cumming	558

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	165522
2. Gareth Penn	154900
3. Tod Wicks	88458
4. John Cumming	70097
5. Paul W. Healy	62528

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