Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - July	Hits
1. The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue John Cumming	1251
2. The Nature of Translation Ed Rehmus	239
3. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	203
4. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	195
5. 11.0010010000 11111101101 Gareth Penn	191

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	33643
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	17426
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	15368
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	14897
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	13530

Top Authors - July	Hits
1. George Towner	1611
2. John Cumming	1587
3. Gareth Penn	1278
4. Paul Gregson	576
5. Tod Wicks	567

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	261445
2. Gareth Penn	229994
3. Tod Wicks	122409
4. John Cumming	101386
5. Paul W. Healy	93691

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