Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	109
2. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	38
3. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	34
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	30
5. There is No Canal on Guadalcanal (or is there?) Tod Wicks	27

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	10008
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	6563
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	5977
5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	5869

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. George Towner	397
2. Gareth Penn	382
3. Tod Wicks	186
4. Neal Wilgus	168
5. John Cumming	166

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	113359
2. Gareth Penn	101659
3. Tod Wicks	63979
4. John Cumming	47642
5. Paul W. Healy	40864

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