Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	209
2. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	174
3. High-Brow, Low-Brow - A Reminiscence George Towner	166
4. Tok Pisin David Durst	166
5. Harry J. Anslinger Ed Rehmus	164

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	32890
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	16552
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	14938
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	14523
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	13198

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. George Towner	2006
2. Gareth Penn	1626
3. Tod Wicks	833
4. Paul W. Healy	705
5. John Cumming	689

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	252987
2. Gareth Penn	222844
3. Tod Wicks	119145
4. John Cumming	97337
5. Paul W. Healy	90996

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