Newcomer Hubert Hohn leads off this issue with some clever computer plotting, master story-tellers Paul Gregson and Gareth Penn join and Apple /// with a couple of good tales.  Ed Rehmus checks in with another chapter in his latest historical pastiche, while Editor Towner and Tony Dowden are this month's humorists.  Verse from regulars Sheila Murphy and Malcolm Scott MacKenzie round out this issue.

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:Â	Richard Ahrens
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Myra Johnson, Marketing Daunna Minnich, Human Resources Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International Laurie Yadon, Liaison with Dr. Who
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - September	Hits
1. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	85
2. An Assignment in China Tod Wicks	61
3. The Mismeasure of Mensa 5 Lottie Fish-Bate	57
4. The Full Treatment Paul Gregson	57
5. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	55

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	33995
2. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	17816
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	15504
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	15052
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	13667

Top Authors - September	Hits
1. George Towner	782
2. Gareth Penn	679
3. Tod Wicks	342
4. Neal Wilgus	333
5. Paul W. Healy	297

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	264077
2. Gareth Penn	232411
3. Tod Wicks	123483
4. John Cumming	102457
5. Paul W. Healy	94801

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