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Issue #34

June 1984

Issue #34 Cover	Ben J. Leaskou
Articles
The Price of Valor	Gareth Penn	Just another coinage to be debased
Shreds	Joan Price	What we think of as roots is really more like this
Trucking the Sahara	George Towner	Steerage was never like this
Bring Back the Menstrual Hut	JoAnn Malina	Primitive people may have been right after all
Fiction
Sunday Drive	Mark R. MacHogan
Humor
Son of Tartan	Burt Schmitz
Traffic Patterns	Myra Johnson	The power of positive driving
The Mismeasure of Mensa 5	Lottie Fish-Bate	To a time traveler, all months look the same.
The Healthiest of the Lot	Susan Packie	This may already be true
Gas War	Bill Harvey	It's never too soon to start being hen-pecked
Poetry
On The Birth Of My Son	Su Tung P'O (1036-1101)
Questions	Sheila Murphy
Choice	Paul Healy

This Issue

We welcome newcomer Joan Price, whose article shows that you can go home after all. Mark MacHogan checks in with a neat little story of bullies and seniors while Sheila Murphy and Paul Healy*, who takes time off from his magazining, bring us this month's bit of poetry. We've got humor by regulars Susan Packie, Bill Harvey, and Myra Johnson, with interesting articles by staffer JoAnn Malina and trekker George Towner. This issue's leadoff article is by that Energizer Bunny Gareth Penn.

*This is not a mistake: Then-editor John Cumming slipped Paul Healy's "The Choice" into both issue 33 and 34. In keeping with the spirit of not making gross edits, we've reprinted it in both uploads.

This Issue's Staff:

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	John Galt, Myra Johnson, JoAnn Malina, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	314
2. Sherlockian Scholarship George Towner	176
3. Harry J. Anslinger Ed Rehmus	162
4. A Quiet Weekend in the Country Paul Gregson	144
5. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	124

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	28599
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	12063
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	11851
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	11712
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	10702

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. George Towner	3157
2. Gareth Penn	2369
3. Tod Wicks	1189
4. Neal Wilgus	1066
5. Paul Gregson	1015

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	205255
2. Gareth Penn	186285
3. Tod Wicks	101974
4. John Cumming	82310
5. Paul W. Healy	75256

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