The Ecphorizer
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Falwell's Law: Create a clean heart, renew a Right spirit. Liddy's Law: Light one candle and nurse the darkness. John Derek's Law: Find 'em, film 'em, flack 'em. Belushi's Law: Live young, die fast, and the good is oft inferred in the re-runs.
Klein's Law: As the heartland pants after Brooke, sew the heartland's pants.
Spielberg's Law: Offer a stranger to an estranged land and ye shall rake it in.
Federal Express's Law: Carry big and speak with a shtick. Reagan's Law: Au fait, au secours, au jus, aux armes, au revoir - aw shucks.
![]() Philip Hughes lives in Brookline, Mass, where he entertains himself by lifting weights. He has taught at seven colleges. More Articles by Philip Hughes |
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![]() Long time technical illustrator and cartoonist Burt Schmitz graces these pages with spot art, sort of like the "marginal drawings" in Mad Magazine. |
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