The Ecphorizer
| Unofficial Laws |
| Philip Hughes |
Issue #21 (May 1983)
Falwell's Law: Create a clean heart, renew a Right spirit.
Liddy's Law: Light one candle and nurse the darkness.
John Derek's Law: Find 'em, film 'em, flack 'em.
Belushi's Law: Live young, die fast, and the good is oft
Klein's Law: As the heartland pants after Brooke, sew the
Spielberg's Law: Offer a stranger to an estranged land and ye
Federal Express's Law: Carry big and speak with a shtick.
Reagan's Law: Au fait, au secours, au jus, aux armes,
Liddy's Law: Light one candle and nurse the darkness.
John Derek's Law: Find 'em, film 'em, flack 'em.
Belushi's Law: Live young, die fast, and the good is oft
inferred in the re-runs.
Klein's Law: As the heartland pants after Brooke, sew the
heartland's pants.
Spielberg's Law: Offer a stranger to an estranged land and ye
shall rake it in.
Federal Express's Law: Carry big and speak with a shtick.
Reagan's Law: Au fait, au secours, au jus, aux armes,
au revoir - aw shucks. 
Philip Hughes lives in Brookline, Mass, where he entertains himself by lifting weights. He has taught at seven colleges.
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| Once Upon A Time In The Garden of Eden |
| Burt Schmitz |
Issue #21 (May 1983)
Long time technical illustrator and cartoonist Burt Schmitz graces these pages with spot art, sort of like the "marginal drawings" in Mad Magazine.
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