Once again we have managed to buttonhole a few contributors into providing some very interesting reading in this Online Issue.  In other cases we swiped anonymous material that floated around the xerox circuit 20 years ago with the notion that the jokes are timeless. 

Gene Ziegler kindly provided an epic poem meant as a lesson for all children of serious computer users, Cris Wendt, that inveterate business traveler, writes home about getting into Israel, closer to home JJ Tiger has sent us a few reports from the cab of his 18-wheeler. 

Newcomer Janne Jalkanen from Finland writes about what we all fear we must do at some point in our professional lives:  Resign, while George Towner gives us an editor's insight to the early printed Ecphorizer production cycle, and current editor of this website, Tod Wicks, checks in with parking confusion in Denmark as well as an answer to that age-old question:  Is there a canal on Guadalcanal?

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	118
2. The Full Treatment Paul Gregson	109
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	106
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	103
5. Unraveling the Inexplicable Statement L. Allinikov	88

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5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9326

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1. George Towner	1641
2. Gareth Penn	1589
3. Paul Gregson	740
4. Susan Packie	550
5. Tod Wicks	538

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2. Gareth Penn	158288
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