The Ecphorizer

Avoiding AIDS
Andy Fish

Issue #59 (October 1986)

We first heard of AIDS as a disease of homosexuals and Haitians. Then we learned that heroin addicts and hemophiliacs were also at risk. Next Rock Hudson died. Now AIDS is spreading to heterosexuals. The lesson for the prudent is obvious. If you are a haberdasher or historian, make a career change. If you are studying at Harvard, transfer. If you are high-strung, try to relax; if you are hateful, be nice. If your name is Hake or Herring, change it. If you live in Hayward, move. 


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