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Issue #37

September 1984

Issue #37 Cover	Dorey Evans
Articles
Caryatids, Atlantes, and Telamones	Paul W. Healy	There was another Atlas before Charles, and he was pretty dumb
Sympathetic Magic at Goose Pond	Gareth Penn	Not all New Englanders are Congregationalists
Letter from Suriname VII	Katharine Mitchell	San Jose was never like this!
Humor
Pant Pant Pant	Bill Harvey	Breathlessly awaiting your call
The Mismeasure of Mensa 7	Lottie Fish-Bate	Proof that Mensa is not a high IQ society
Calendar of Events for the Month of Mensarary	Susan Packie	The Silly Valley Calendar
Humor for Whom?	Myra Johnson	That good ol' country humor
Speak to Me	Bill Harvey	Reprinted from the Bulletin, the national Mensa magazine, just in case you missed it
Poetry
Indian Market Place (Ghazals)	Phyllis Bourne
Summon	Allen Swoh
Predators & Systems - two Poems	Dwight E. Humphries
A Rhetorical Question	Margot Treitel
Sweet Idleness	Warren Fogard
Tit For Tat	Susan Packie
The Madman	Malcolm Scott Mac Kenzie
The Mind/Body Problem	Margot Treitel
To Her Whom I'd Like to Know Infinitely Better	Robert A. Willis
The Divided Self	Laurie Breier
Nostalgia	Phyllis Bourne
Biology...	Margot Treitel
Departments
Editorial Announcement	John Cumming
Letters
Editorial Issue #37	John Cumming

This Issue

Paul Healy takes time out from his recounting of events at Worldview to provide insight into some Greek deities, Gareth Penn continues his record-breaking pace with Part II of interesting things at Goose Pond, and Katharine Mitchell sends her last letter from Suriname as she will be posted elsewhere.

Bill Harvey, Susan Packie and Myra Johnson link up with Andy Fish's cousin Lotte for some humorous sketches. And this issue is loaded with poetry, some of it the erotic kind with authors too numerous to mention.

Note: The Editor at the time, against the advice of the staff at the time, decided to add an Editorial in the space where short contributors' biographies were printed. It is for this reason that the little "About" sidebars in this online version are empty. We hope that these bios will return in the near future.

This Issue's Staff:

Editor:	John Cumming
Assistants:	John Galt, Myra Johnson, Sue O'Brien, Burt Schmitz, George Towner, Laurie Yadon
Business:	Tod Wicks

JoAnn Malina, long one of The Ecphorizer's gritty assistants, departs the crew this month to take on the editorship of the San Francisco Mensa monthly newsletter, the Intelligencer. Thanks for all your help, JoAnn!

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	96
2. "No Style" Marilyn Ducati	36
3. "Scientific" Creationism: Old Time Religion? Paul Healy	31
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	25
5. There is No Canal on Guadalcanal (or is there?) Tod Wicks	24

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	9995
2. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
3. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	6560
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	5973
5. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	5864

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. George Towner	334
2. Gareth Penn	322
3. Tod Wicks	156
4. John Cumming	144
5. Neal Wilgus	138

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	113296
2. Gareth Penn	101599
3. Tod Wicks	63949
4. John Cumming	47620
5. Paul W. Healy	40835

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