For each issue Editor George Towner wrote short quips about each of those contributors in that issue. These are reprinted in this space on the first page of each article. Since a number of authors contributed multiple articles, George needed to create a different one-liner each time.

Editor:	George Towner
Assistants:	Martha Johnson, Diana Holmes Daunna Minnich, Sandy Maiwald
Business:	Tod Wicks
Production:	JoAnn Malina

Top Articles - May	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	80
2. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	33
3. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	26
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	23
5. Damn Those Dictionaries Paul Gregson	23

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	17889
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	8135
3. Linda's Parisian Burgers Tod Wicks	8048
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	7696
5. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	7652

Top Authors - May	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	369
2. George Towner	358
3. Tod Wicks	167
4. John Cumming	155
5. Paul W. Healy	151

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1. George Towner	133397
2. Gareth Penn	122147
3. Tod Wicks	73586
4. John Cumming	56356
5. Paul W. Healy	49254

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