For each issue Editor George Towner wrote short quips about each of those contributors in that issue. These are reprinted in this space on the first page of each article. Since a number of authors contributed multiple articles, George needed to create a different one-liner each time.

Editor:	George Towner
Assistants:	Martha Johnson, Diana Holmes Daunna Minnich, Sandy Maiwald
Business:	Tod Wicks
Production:	JoAnn Malina

Top Articles - September	Hits
1. Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men contributed by Elna Tymes	123
2. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	122
3. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	68
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	57
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	52

Top Articles - All time	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	26668
2. The Case of the Pious Pelican George Towner	11177
3. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	10909
4. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	10848
5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9952

Top Authors - September	Hits
1. George Towner	1139
2. Gareth Penn	960
3. Paul W. Healy	466
4. Tod Wicks	429
5. John Cumming	427

Top Authors - All time	Hits
1. George Towner	182826
2. Gareth Penn	168867
3. Tod Wicks	94036
4. John Cumming	75221
5. Paul W. Healy	67864

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