The Ecphorizer

Two Limericks
Fiona Wicks

Issue 12 (November 2008)

There once was a young lova named Fiona
Her printa ran outta tona
  She ran down to Fry's
  For new printa supplies
So she can print her Papa's dumb groana

I'm trying to write a sonnet
But my paper has nothing on it
  But my daddy the screw
  went to the loo
Now my sonnet's got something on it

Miz Fiona is a teenager who is learning too much rudeness from her father, the editor of this rag.

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