George Towner and Carolyn Simon have been busy collecting copies of "humor" from the Xerox circuit this month, and George wasn't even able to commission cover art for this month!  Fortunately other authors have contributed real items of interest - original works (wow, what a concept!).

Also, in 1986, Master Executive Editor-in-Chief George Towner wrote:  Yes, we're running late again. What with house remodeling, babies, and job-changing, the in box seems to grow faster than the out box. We'll try to catch up, but don't hold your breath. (All those out there who have been holding their breaths may now relax).

Editor:	George Towner
Treasurer:	David Durst
Assistants:	John Cumming, Regional Vice Chair Paul Gregson, Programming Myra Johnson, Marketing Sue O'Brien, Data Processing Danielle Towner, International
Business:	Tod Wicks

Top Articles - April	Hits
1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	110
2. The Full Treatment Paul Gregson	97
3. Meihem In Ce Klasrum Dolton Edwards	96
4. English Has No Future Tense Daunna Minnich	94
5. Unraveling the Inexplicable Statement L. Allinikov	82

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5. An Outline of Philosophy C. Slezak	9315

Top Authors - April	Hits
1. Gareth Penn	1391
2. George Towner	1391
3. Paul Gregson	651
4. Susan Packie	477
5. Tod Wicks	409

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1. George Towner	169017
2. Gareth Penn	158090
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