The Ecphorizer

Baseball Hall of Name

Issue #14 (October 1982)

With the end of the 1982 baseball season drawing near, the Giants have beaten the Dodgers twice after Los Angeles news media were more concerned with the Atlanta Braves (the losingest team in the last month) than with the team with the best percentage (SF), we felt it was time to reveal a roster of some lesser-known baseball players:

Ely Grba                                     Shadow Pyle
Malachi Kittredge                     Ossie Schreckengost
Tacks Neuer                             Tony Suck
Prince Oana                             Clay Touchstone
Orval Overall                             Coot Veal
Ty Pickup                                 Yats Wuestling

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Archimedes Pisces

Issue #14 (October 1982)

September's cover drawn by Dorey
Makes a point; tells a story.
Mensans, eschew idle chatter.
Get down to the roots of the matter.

Archimedes Pisces? Charlie Tuna in disguise: Last we heard, he'd joined Andy Fish's school.