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Gareth Penn

Issue #08 (April 1982)

 I Found It.

I Grounded It.

I Downed It.

I Sounded It.

I Drowned It.

I Gowned It.

I Bounded It.

I Mounded It.

I Wound It.

I Bound It.

I Clowned It.

I Pounded It.

I Browned It.

I Crowned It.

I Nouned It.

I Pounded It.

Benjamin Franklin, flying a kite

Baron Manfred ("Red") von Richthofen

Mark Twain, heaving a lead

Billy Jo McAllister

Christian Dior

Stapleton, murdering Sir Henry Baskerville

Peter Paul

Seth Thomas

Zeus, punishing Prometheus

Emmett Kelly

Vasco da Gama

Julia Child

The Archbishop of Canterbury

Noah Webster

Portnoy, complaining. 

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Gareth Penn

Gareth Penn is probably best known as the greatest amateur Zodiac sleuth after his many articles in The Ecphorizer that lead to the identity of Zodiac. However, Penn is much more than that as he has a keen inquisitive mind that finds an interesting story in just about anything from a memorial to a little-known soldier in a park in Vallejo, CA, to his notes about animals, to plumbing the depths of the limerick. Penn's prolific pen is evident in that he has made a contribution to every issue of The Ecphorizer up through Issue #33 (and counting!).