YOU CAN'T LOSE THEM ALL... WELL, CAN YOU?
After a day with the thoroughbreds,
YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION
As I watch my selections lumbering past,
LOOK OPPORTUNITY, WILL YOU PLEASE STAY OFF MY BACK
My alarm rings with a note of exhultation,
NO DOGGE IS AN ISLAND
When Rover moves his bone from field to road
My son's bid for the car keys is so moving,
ZILCH IN THE HOLE
When the going gets rough, I can borrow, I know,
THERE'S ALWAYS GOTTA BE A NICE GUY IN THE BUNCH!
As frequent host I'd like to toast
ONLY HER HAIRDRESSER KNOWS!
Pierre works magic with each separate tress
Grooming is no problem, is it,
When you're bald of pate?
For that unexpected visit,
just hold your eyebrows straight.
Bilingual Jerry McCann has been a writer and editor in both English and Spanish. Having successfully penetrated Who's Who in the West, he is now "working on a Nobel Prize in Literature." Good luck, Jerry!
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