The Ecphorizer
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When you are puzzled and uncertain about the future, we recommend the following sure-fire methods of prediction: Alextoromancy: Divination by observing the direction in which a rooster runs when let loose in a circle. Belomancy: Foretelling the future by noting the flight patterns of randomly shot arrows, and their positions when they land. Cereosccpy: Interpreting the patterns made when wax is placed in boiling water. Cledonism: Extracting omens from the first words one hears upon awakening in the morning. Kieidiscopy: Divination by interpreting the motions of a key swinging on a string. Metoposcopy: Fortune telling based on the positions, sizes and shapes of moles and other blemishes upon one's body. Scapulomancy: Reading the cracks and fissures in a roasted shoulder bone, usually of a sheep. |
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