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Burt and Ernie are stranger pals than you night have thought
An Antarctic banner proclaims, 'Nix on Ford in 1976,' but no significant Ford has been found.
Everyone knows that Sir Cyril Burt founded Mensa in 1945. Our time traveler from the 22nd century (Lottie Fish-Bate) is the first, however, to tell of his heroics in the Ax(i)scam operation to win World War II by keeping the Nazis high in their Sesamestrasse retreat in Berchtesgaden on sensimilla and heroin. The all-time most popular TV show was thus named Sesame Street in his honor, and he and Jacquelyn Ernie were the top stars. Immensan charges that Burt falsified his later research were refuted by Lottie, who proved that Stephen Gould's Mismeasure of Man was a hoax (by, among other means, showing that Arthur Jensen was an environmentalist, not the hereditarian Gould satirically portrayed him as being).
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