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The Silly Valley Calendar
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[quoteright]All events listed are within jogging distance of Silly Valley.
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tour of gay bars in St. Frank
annual pi-eating contest
The winner will officially be declared a nonsquare.
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bicycle trip to San Jose
Does anyone know the way?
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investigation of Cannery Row
There is a rumor that John Steinbeck left some fish (?) fetuses here. If possible, the Moral Majority would like us to flush them out. An interview with the author will close the day's events.
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tour of gay bars in St. Frank
Let's be honest about it. We're all dying to know if the Golden Grass City deserves its reputation as the homosexual capital of the United States. What better place to ask than here? I hope we'll be able to find one or two.
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drag racing between Cupertino and Sunnyvale
It is reported that more traffic fatalities occur here than in any other area of the country.
Time: evening rush hour
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job interviews at computer firms in Silly Valley
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instruction on how to fill out unemployment forms
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demonstration of Sanforized University campus against storage of nuclear waste in the basement of St. Frank Regional Mensarary headquarters
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last rites
This is a one-time-only event. Don't miss it!
The above activities are subject to cancellation in the event of nuclear attack. This event will certainly be of more than local interest!
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