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Creating great literature from GOTO statements
...he's a confirmed post-Townerite, which ought to mean something.
Allah
Vomit
Ruination
Annoyance
Playground
Society
Ayatollah
Cocaine
Pride
Cow (sacred)
Innocence
Property
Cow (M. Osmond)
Corruption
Theft
Sheep
Gonorrhea
Smugness
Americana
Mouth
Slap
Pomposity
Medical cutbacks
Bankbook
Reagan(ism)
Gun, machine
Boasting
Truth
Gun, hand
Edo-congratulation
Dye
Goodness
Interest (vested)
Hair
Orange
Interest (self)
Enchilada
County
More-importantly-ism
Phoniness
Wing, right
Football
SSI
Oppression
Baseball
Bankruptcy
God
Basketball
Unemployment
Damnation
Circus
Leisure (village)
Nation
Maximus
Beggers
Prayer
Sport
Capital
Pus
Mutant
Impossibility
Bayonet
Moron
Average (person)
Baby
Mormon
Creativity
Telethon (J. Lewis)
Prick
Death
Scientology
Redneck
Creationism
Rip-off
Power (sissy)
Crap
Profit
Falwellonics
Nancy(ism)
Utah
Armpit
China
Tabernacle
Timeliness
Tupperware
Bomb
Eugenics
Drapes
Halleluajahism
Euthanasia
Stupidity
Life, right to
Youth
Christianity
Slack-jawness
Asia
Salvation
Missile
Machismo
Salivation
Progress
Fraud
Church
Overkill
Homophobia
Tumor
Famine
Education
Family
Fat
Uselessness
Cockroaches
Acid
Office
Burger
Rain
Slavery
Heaven
Effect, greenhouse
Lies
Relatives
Ultr-violet
Anchorperson
Prussic Acid
Conservatism
Actor
Children
Flatulence
Cleanliness
Population
Republicanism
Nothing
Ten
Rectum
Chamber, gas
Billion
Neo-Nixonianism
Non-smoker
Disneyworld
Automobile
Pox
Plant, atomic
Murder
Jogging
Praise
Sitcom
Podiatry
Energy, Solar
Values (suburban)
Fitness
Prevention
Novelist
Health
FDA
Illiteracy
Sick, the
Cancer
Congress
Tired, and the
Research
Page
Meditation
Interference
Sex
Vacuum
Oil
Apathy
Silence
Esthetics
FBI
Futility
Derricks
Camp
Rock
Octopus
Concentration
Music
Cynicism (insufficiency of)
CIA
Radio
Government
Conspiracy
Tonnage
Force, by
Reds (downers)
Disco
Overthrowing
Surveillance
Disc, slipped
Questions
Exhibitionism
Teenager
Any
Fission
Pimple
Fishin'
Ax
Readers of the SF Mensa Intelligencer will remember the creative prose and art work contributed by Ed Rehmus in years past. At your editor's urging, he now lends his esoteric talents to The Ecphorizer.
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