Modern Millie, turned switch-hitter Made it with the baby-sitter. Hubby Harold, mistreated, blue, Made it with the sitter too. Rub-a-dubbing night and day Made Harold and Millie old and gray Before their time. Sad to relate The woes of those who fornicate, Who defy nature, play the clown And turn the sexes upside-down. The only winner in the end? That lucky baby-sitter, friend.
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