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tells about a man on a train who couldn't get off at York on Wednesday
You?re on the wrong train, young man. This is a ticket for York. We don?t stop in York
Paul Gregson has delighted many of his friends and acquaintances with his verbal accounts of lighthearted events in his life. He related this story some years ago and he was resistant to write it down for posterity, claiming that it was better heard than read. However, upon gentle prodding by your webmeister, Paul graciously typed this for me recently. This is an Ecphorizer online exclusive as it has never before seen print.
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