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How England wants the US to revert back to "Crown colony" status
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign
You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
Thank you for your cooperation.
Notice of Revocation of Independence was received by The Editor as an anonymous email in December, 2000, and is printed here as an attempt at "humor."
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Notice of Revocation of Independence was received by The Editor as an anonymous email in December, 2000, and is printed here as an attempt at "humor." [Oops, sorry, that was supposed to be typed "humour".]