And bring Clancy and Clark and McKeville and O'Toole who's truly a great souse, But be sure that McNutt has his umbrella shut before he sets foot in the house.
And we'll hold a Saint Paddy's Day revel and our singing will waken the dead; We'll have whiskey and beer and a laugh and a tear, but don't throw your hat on the bed.
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After publishing numerous books and plays in both Spanish and English, McCann has finally broken into The Ecphorizer. His reputation thus secured, he is content today merely to give small literary teas.
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