Issue #31

March 1984

Table Of Contents

Issue #31 Cover Burt Schmitz
Articles    
Rapping With an E.T. David Koblick Some day, long distance rates will be out of this world
Circle of the Sun Don Clark The soul has its own time far truer than the clock
The Zambia Cannonball George Towner

A railroad from the days of muzzle-loaders
What am I Bid? JoAnn Malina The heart is a lonely shopper
Idiom's Delight Jerry McCann Language is, as language says, in a manner of speaking
Whimsey    
Gadflies of the World, Unite! Ray D. Tusk Politics will never be the same
The Mismeasure of Mensa 3 Lottie Fish-Bate History as she is wrote
Letter From Mburg 6 Warren Fogard That old man of the woods is at it again!
Bumpersticker Bridge Goes Bananas Gareth Penn Bumperstickers for every outrage
The Ninth Astronaut Susan Packie And God said, "There goes the neighborhood!"
Poetry    
Today Sheila E. Murphy
On the Threshold of Buying a Hayes Modem Sheila E. Murphy
The Risk Free Self Sheila E. Murphy
Rat's Maze Margot Treitel
Departments    
Why We Don't Print Personal Ads