The Ecphorizer

How We Play Post Office

Issue #03 (November 1981)

THE ECPHORIZER is normally mailed around the first of the month, but the U. S. Mule can take up to three weeks to deliver it to some addresses. Per regulations, we ZIP-sort each issue into minimum-six bundles. Where 6 or more subscribers have a single ZIP code, the bundle scoots through the system and gets delivered in a few days. Otherwise it is sent for sorting to the East Overshoe Mail Pondering Facility. So do you feel ignored and embarrassed because your friends are discussing the latest issue and your copy hasn't arrived yet? The solution is simple: just ecphorize five (5) more subscribers with your zip code! 

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