The Ecphorizer

Unofficial Laws
Philip Hughes

Issue #21 (May 1983)

Falwell's Law:   Create a clean heart, renew a Right spirit.

Liddy's Law:   Light one candle and nurse the darkness.

John Derek's Law:   Find 'em, film 'em, flack 'em.

Belushi's Law:   Live young, die fast, and the good is oft
inferred in the re-runs.

Klein's Law:   As the heartland pants after Brooke, sew the
heartland's pants.

Spielberg's Law:   Offer a stranger to an estranged land and ye
shall rake it in.

Federal Express's Law:   Carry big and speak with a shtick.

Reagan's Law:   Au fait, au secours, au jus, aux armes,
au revoir - aw shucks. 

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Issue #21 (May 1983)


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