There was an old lecher named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner.
He used operants
To get into her pants;
Behavior-mod got Skinner in-er.
There was a young fellow named Pete,
Whose behavior was somewhat offbeat.
He'd squash little chicks,
With shovels and picks,
And sigh when the act was complete.
Got his pleasure in life from his job.
His friends were all kind
To him in this bind
They found him a lovable slob...