The Ecphorizer
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Come over to my house, ye devil, for a taste
of McCann's own poteen; Let yourself and your wife have the time of your life, but don't wear anything green! And bring Clancy and Clark and McKeville And we'll hold a Saint Paddy's Day revel And devil a head'll be level, as the gang of us greet the new day, Sure we'll have a grand ball, but look, don't come at all, if ye meet a black cat on the way. After publishing numerous books and plays in both Spanish and English, McCann has finally broken into The Ecphorizer. His reputation thus secured, he is content today merely to give small literary teas. |
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If all the Mensans in the world were laid end to end, they'd still point in different directions. It is said there is more than one way to skin a cat. Describe three. You can lead a Mensan to water, but he'd rather have wine. Two percent? Even cheap beer's stronger than that! You have the feeling that the whole world is a multiple-choice test, and that you are none of the above. When in Mensa, do as the Mensans do. That will keep you very busy. You will meet some very intelligent people who will do strange things to your body. Be kind to minorities - take a Mensan to lunch. Mensans are testy types. Owing to inflation, the qualifying score for Mensa has been raised to 264. You will be retested.
...has spent a considerable time in China, where he conducted extensive field studies of fortune cookies. Some of the cookies still write to him. |
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