Cover artist BURT SCHMITZ has sent us another of his Emmet Pismire prose epics, which starts this issue. Gird your intellectual loins, everyone!

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1. The Symbolism of Horns Lisa Barrigan Basker	90
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5. Unraveling the Inexplicable Statement L. Allinikov	68

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1. Gareth Penn	1070
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